now what’s this i hear about you and jonathan?
female slash: what about jonathan?
gallagher: you were seen out with him two nights ago!
brian may (the guitarist from queen): so what?
for real tho. what about me, lil homie? you could approach a broad like that on some old bullshit for sure. but don’t come my way with your crumby dickhole ideas. i’m sayin, so whats up if i was out with that broad? two nights ago, or any nights ago. i’m right here!
‘sides! homebitch is lookin like a gd paul stanley think-alike over here and that ain’t me! the lord jonathan, right here, i ain’t tryin to hanky-pank that right there. ain’t trying to stonewall my jackson and get that ho pregnant again. knamean? i’m sayin tho- if i had my reasons, and my designs on whatever i was doin- that shit ain’t about you even for one second. so don’t leak my name out your stinkin mouth like that right there, cus we could mince.
so you just stay over in your little corner, be that bum and smash up your little fruits and nuts if you tryina get off, and but unfortunately tho for you man, that little female slash, with her baby, ain’t puttin’ out for you. real talk. and keep your gossiping goose clique the fuck out my business, man. straight up an down.
in the meantime here go my big homie brian may (not from queen), givin you that mood music. that tense dense, split your head on a fence original composition shit.
at least jam your finger in her face. you’re trying to make point right?
