choc blacula says “hello”
ever get the feeling that the whole world turned into vampires and you may well be the last person in los angeles that is a real human? yea, well, anyway, did you have to kill and bury your family? i know, i know… shit is hard for you. pause. might as well soothe your demented soul with some ron grainer orchestrations. you’ll alternate between being soothed and inspired by this collection of old haunts. provided by my good friend, whom i never ever see anymore. he was last spotted on the corner of meeker and union in scrilliamsburgh, as evidenced below:

proof!
so listen here spongey-head motherfucker: if you like robert matheson, cole porter, thelonious monk, vincent price, will smith, charlton heston and rosalind cash, then this tape is most certainly for you. don’t play me like i got a flower-pot head. read into this...

